Post by Raven King on Mar 26, 2007 19:06:03 GMT -5
Name: Dave Lister
Curry Swiller
Age: 17
Year: 7th
D.O.B: 14 October 1980
Height: 5' 9" (1.74 m)
Dave Lister is yer archetypal slobby pal.
He is the sort of guy that can both turn your stomach and at the same time fill you with admiration. If you were to meet him in a pub, Lister would be eating a meat pie with a lighted cigarette sticking out of his ear while winning a farting contest between himself and his pals (plus a couple of ladies whom he would have persuaded to join in).
Defining Marks: Lister has a tattoo on his right buttock, dedicated to the love of his life: it is a heart with an arrow through it and underneath it has in dripping curry sauce, "I love Vindaloo".
Goals: When he graduates, he wants to get a little farm in Fiji, and raise sheep and horses.
Pets: A black tom cat named Frankenstein, which Lister believes may be pregnant.
Description:
Dave Lister stands at little under 5'9, though good things come in small packages, right! Black dreadlocks that go half way down his back are his pride and joy, and he'd never cut them off, not for all the vindaloo curry in the world. Okay, maybe he would for that. But not for anything else! A bit on the podgy side, Lister doesn't care so much about his weight. He's comfortable with it, and that's all that matters. Lister believes that his eyes are his best feature. They are dark brown and deep; but they are always accompanied with a smile or cheeky grin.
Personality:
Lister is extremely slobby and very unmotivated. His best shirt has two curry stains on the front, and he saved money by never buying soap or deodorant. He enjoys "bumming around", drinking large amounts of butterbeer, and eating Indian food. Lister has some amazing eating habits. A typical breakfast is Chicken Vindaloo and Butterbeer Milkshake, or cornflakes with grated raw onion and Vindaloo sauce. The idea of no Indian Food to eat would drive Lister crazy and has, on a number of occasions, requested extra helpings from the house elves, when he goes to the kitchens between regular meals to get his favourite dishes.
Lister has dreadlocks on the back of his head, which he has had for most of his life. He understands the international language Esperanto. He considers himself good at pool, saying that he was nicknamed "Cinzano Bianco Lister" because once he was on a pool table you couldn't get him off.
Lister is warm-hearted and occasionally very introspective, and according to some, extremely optimistic and naive. He has a knack for fixing things. He is literate, but he is not a regular reader, except for comic books.
Lister suffers from claustrophobia, which stems from an incident when a vengeful husband caught him making love to his wife, in the supermarket where he was employed at the end of his fifth year during the holidays. The man kidnapped the naked Lister, locked him in a box and threatened to chuck him into a river. Lister begged for mercy and was finally released onto the stage of a local theatre in the nude, in the middle of the Bootle Amateur Players' production of 'The Importance of Being Earnest'.
Lister's hobby is playing his guitar. Unfortunately, though he believes himself to be ‘a deva’ on the ol’frets, he is in fact absolutely diabolical.
Background:
An orphan, he was discovered as an infant under a pool table in a Liverpool pub (the Aigburth Arms), nestled in a cardboard box with the word "ouroboros" scribbled on the side. He was roughly six weeks old at this time, his birthday is officially 14 October 1980. Because of the confusion Lister celebrates his birthday "most of the time". He was adopted by a rich couple who constantly fought, but his adoptive father died when he was six. His adoptive mother followed soon after, and he was raised by his "gran", presumably the mother of one of his adoptive parents. She was a tough, pipe-smoking woman, who nutted the headmaster when Lister came bottom in French and whose cooking led to his being nicknamed "Fat Boy" until he was eleven and received the letter from Hogwarts. He decided to lose weight after he was shocked to find that the coroner had to go back for more chalk for his grandmother when she got run over. Lister lost his virginity at the age of twelve in one of the bunkers on the ninth hole of Bootle Municipal golf course.
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Curry Swiller
Age: 17
Year: 7th
D.O.B: 14 October 1980
Height: 5' 9" (1.74 m)
Dave Lister is yer archetypal slobby pal.
He is the sort of guy that can both turn your stomach and at the same time fill you with admiration. If you were to meet him in a pub, Lister would be eating a meat pie with a lighted cigarette sticking out of his ear while winning a farting contest between himself and his pals (plus a couple of ladies whom he would have persuaded to join in).
Defining Marks: Lister has a tattoo on his right buttock, dedicated to the love of his life: it is a heart with an arrow through it and underneath it has in dripping curry sauce, "I love Vindaloo".
Goals: When he graduates, he wants to get a little farm in Fiji, and raise sheep and horses.
Pets: A black tom cat named Frankenstein, which Lister believes may be pregnant.
Description:
Dave Lister stands at little under 5'9, though good things come in small packages, right! Black dreadlocks that go half way down his back are his pride and joy, and he'd never cut them off, not for all the vindaloo curry in the world. Okay, maybe he would for that. But not for anything else! A bit on the podgy side, Lister doesn't care so much about his weight. He's comfortable with it, and that's all that matters. Lister believes that his eyes are his best feature. They are dark brown and deep; but they are always accompanied with a smile or cheeky grin.
Personality:
Lister is extremely slobby and very unmotivated. His best shirt has two curry stains on the front, and he saved money by never buying soap or deodorant. He enjoys "bumming around", drinking large amounts of butterbeer, and eating Indian food. Lister has some amazing eating habits. A typical breakfast is Chicken Vindaloo and Butterbeer Milkshake, or cornflakes with grated raw onion and Vindaloo sauce. The idea of no Indian Food to eat would drive Lister crazy and has, on a number of occasions, requested extra helpings from the house elves, when he goes to the kitchens between regular meals to get his favourite dishes.
Lister has dreadlocks on the back of his head, which he has had for most of his life. He understands the international language Esperanto. He considers himself good at pool, saying that he was nicknamed "Cinzano Bianco Lister" because once he was on a pool table you couldn't get him off.
Lister is warm-hearted and occasionally very introspective, and according to some, extremely optimistic and naive. He has a knack for fixing things. He is literate, but he is not a regular reader, except for comic books.
Lister suffers from claustrophobia, which stems from an incident when a vengeful husband caught him making love to his wife, in the supermarket where he was employed at the end of his fifth year during the holidays. The man kidnapped the naked Lister, locked him in a box and threatened to chuck him into a river. Lister begged for mercy and was finally released onto the stage of a local theatre in the nude, in the middle of the Bootle Amateur Players' production of 'The Importance of Being Earnest'.
Lister's hobby is playing his guitar. Unfortunately, though he believes himself to be ‘a deva’ on the ol’frets, he is in fact absolutely diabolical.
Background:
An orphan, he was discovered as an infant under a pool table in a Liverpool pub (the Aigburth Arms), nestled in a cardboard box with the word "ouroboros" scribbled on the side. He was roughly six weeks old at this time, his birthday is officially 14 October 1980. Because of the confusion Lister celebrates his birthday "most of the time". He was adopted by a rich couple who constantly fought, but his adoptive father died when he was six. His adoptive mother followed soon after, and he was raised by his "gran", presumably the mother of one of his adoptive parents. She was a tough, pipe-smoking woman, who nutted the headmaster when Lister came bottom in French and whose cooking led to his being nicknamed "Fat Boy" until he was eleven and received the letter from Hogwarts. He decided to lose weight after he was shocked to find that the coroner had to go back for more chalk for his grandmother when she got run over. Lister lost his virginity at the age of twelve in one of the bunkers on the ninth hole of Bootle Municipal golf course.
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